10 Things The Doctor Will Never Say

Posted by: Whochick

10 Things The Doctor Will Never Say

I was in a really weird mood today, so I thought that we could all use a dose of silliness. As such I threw together this little list. Feel free to comment with your additions.

And now, from the home office on Raxicoricofallipatorius, I offer you…

10 Things The Doctor Will Never Say

1. I don’t want to get involved.
2. I will now take a vow of silence for 500 years.
3. I’d rather just…sing!
4. I’m sorry. I don’t understand.
5. Cowabunga! Hang Ten!
6. Frankly Sarah Jane, I don’t give a damn.
7. Screw you guys, I’m going home.
8. Why am I turning into a penguin?
9. I’m a little teapot short and stout…
10. How did this traffic cone end up in my bed?

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Whochick is a huge Doctor Who fan. She loves the show so much that she not only co-authors a blog on the topic, but also a podcast that you should listen to. Whochick resides in California with her husband (the Shadow Architect), and occasionally refers to herself in the third person.


  1. Dr. Geek  April 26, 2009

    I do not know, I think the 11th Doctor might say #5 :)

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  2. Emma  April 27, 2009

    I’d like to see these worked into episodes! :)

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  3. whochick  April 29, 2009

    Naughty, Dr. Geek. *shakes head*

    So would I, Emma. :D

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